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Definitions by El Capitan Garfield

Cuntzagger 

The act of taking the edge of your palm across a clitoris multiple time in opposing motions. Usually done during cunninglingus as a means to get a breather or assess what the hell you just got into. Usually done while highly intoxicated.
Jason 87 is a cuntzagger because when he got down there she wouldn't let him back up, so he got bored and just zagged the cunt.