Definitions by Egg Slut Out in Public

Turtlenick 

An uncircumcised penis on a Canadian named Nick.

Girl: Whip it out Nick!
Guy: Heck ya! Ima bout to get some!
Girl: Eeew you have a smelly turtlenick living in your pants.

Turtlenick by Egg Slut Out in Public May 27, 2017