Edward Robinson's definitions
Hauke: Someone who is only smart in school, but anywhere else they are incredibly stupid. Incredibly easy to ragebait as they have a low iq.
Person 1: "Dude I thought you had a 4.0 GPA? How are you acting this stupid?"
Person 2: "MY 4.0 GPA IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!! I'M NOT STUPID YOU'RE STUPID!"
Person 1: "You're such a hauke"
Person 2: "MY 4.0 GPA IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!! I'M NOT STUPID YOU'RE STUPID!"
Person 1: "You're such a hauke"
by Edward Robinson July 7, 2025
