1 definition by Early Doucet Himself

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1) When you take an early morning mini-dump.
2) Also, apparently, an American Football player.
1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.
by Early Doucet Himself November 16, 2011

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