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The ec tysen fury

The act of combining spit and takis dust and then using it as a lubricant to masturbait.
An example of The ec tysen fury:
“Yeah Adrian, last night I pulled an ‘ec tysen fury’ and went ham on my meat for 3 hours! That takis dust and spit really came in clutch!”
by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025
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Cracking the bun off the cheese

When your having anal sex and you slip your dick through a slice of American cheese and continue to rupture her anus, hence the name, cracking the bun off the cheese.
An example for Cracking the bun off the cheese:
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”
by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025
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