Definitions by Ea, lord of depths

crusty ass pubes 

Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty

person 1: bruh why you fingering yourself
person 2: i aint I got crusty ass pubes

crusty ass pubes by Ea, lord of depths August 5, 2018