Definitions by EMR(PILOT) 188

Swifting 

The act of masterbating to the music of Taylor Swift.

Employee 1: "Man its been a long day at work."
Employee 2: "You know what I do after a long day of work? Go home, shut the door, close the blinds and do some Swifting."

Swifting by EMR(PILOT) 188 January 7, 2011