Definitions by Dutch Rudder Jr.

Guerf 

A word that either has no fucking meaning or can be substituted for any noun or adjective for no apparent reason and was put on this earth to annoy me. Originated from a Natalie Portman SNL skit.

"What the guerf is that guerf guerfing from your guerf?"

Guerf by Dutch Rudder Jr. December 9, 2008