Definitions by Dustin Hoffman,

taxes 

Taxes, the ethereal costs of a good, in this example describe the natural annoyances involved when attempting to have hook up with/get with/fuck/merc/taste the pink/sink a brown a girl/guy. Taxes, as always, are negative and show one's dislike of the molestation involved.

"Chantel is mad fly son! but her bro is a tank; no way I'm paying that tax"

"I'd pay taxes for that ass, no doubt no question! Yo mami"

taxes by Dustin Hoffman, July 25, 2009