1 definition by Dustin Diamond

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1. A latin person who is either a wrestler, a moron or a homosexual.

2. A hairstyle worn by latin persons that involves the use of copious amounts of Jheri Curl
The school board decided to place me on the Mario Lopez bus.

I went to Supercuts and asked for the Mario Lopez.
by Dustin Diamond July 08, 2004

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