Definitions by Duss Duss

Glitch in the Matrix 

The rare combination of a ‘Ghost wipe’ and a ‘Ghosty’.

After taking a dump, Jake was surprised when he wiped and found no sign of fecal matter on the toilet paper. Intrigued, he stood up and was astonished to find no sign of the shit that he had just birthed. Questioning himself “Did I even take a shit?”. This is known as a “Glitch in the Matrix”

Glitch in the Matrix by Duss Duss January 25, 2022