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Stupid Texan Squirrel

Favorite food: Nuts!!!

Breeding habits: all year round 24/7

Personality: This squirrel loves nuts more than any other squirrel. It is also much stupider than the red or grey squirrels and always gets eaten. Breeds constantly.
Oh look, A Maisie is humping my foot!
by Dunks the donut October 17, 2010
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