1 definition by Duderonomus Rex

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The hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman's pubic area, due to lack of grooming. A twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called "mutton chops".
Before I wear my swimsuit, I need to shave off my Muffin chops.
by Duderonomus Rex August 13, 2009

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