Definitions by Duderonomus Rex

Muffin chops 

The hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman's pubic area, due to lack of grooming. A twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called "mutton chops".

Before I wear my swimsuit, I need to shave off my Muffin chops.

Muffin chops by Duderonomus Rex August 13, 2009