Definitions by Duct Tape Boy

double-barrel shotgun 

The act of defecating and vomiting simultaneously. Usually a symptom of the flu or other gastro-intenstinal virus.

Dude, can you get a wet-dry vac and some bleach? I went to go puke in the toilet, but I was packing the double-barrel shotgun so I got some anal confetti on the floor.

double-barrel shotgun by Duct Tape Boy February 15, 2004

anal confetti 

A particularly nasty and liquid form of diarrhea. When one gets up from the toilet and looks down upon their handiwork, the small bits both in the water and on the walls of the toilet bowl itself resemble Times Sqaure on New Years Eve.

I might have the flu; I just distributed some anal confetti. At least I'm not packing the double-barrel shotgun...

anal confetti by Duct Tape Boy February 15, 2004