Definitions by Drunken Bastard
Urban Beyblade
When you decide that you've sunk low enough to purchase Urethral Beads, only to insert them and rip them out like a 4th grader playing with a Beyblade.
"Beyblade Beyblade let it ri-AAAUUUUGGHHH!"
"So I decided to play Urban Beyblade last night."
"How was it?"
"I'm throwing away my Urethral Beads"
"Ah."
"So I decided to play Urban Beyblade last night."
"How was it?"
"I'm throwing away my Urethral Beads"
"Ah."
Urban Beyblade by Drunken Bastard August 7, 2021
Two Dudes One Toilet
"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"
Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.
Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.
Two Dudes One Toilet by Drunken Bastard June 21, 2021