Definitions by Drew Fergy
closet hemper
a fuckin stoner that wont admit hes a fuckin stoner. these people are usually gay...or just a dumbass
derives from closet humper: a person who humps closets, or one that is ashamed of their lifestyle
derives from closet humper: a person who humps closets, or one that is ashamed of their lifestyle
closet hemper by Drew Fergy October 27, 2003