A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...
by DrSamba December 15, 2008
mugGet the eat cheese and crawl up my assmug.

pocket flab

On a morbidly obese individual, large flaps of skin hanging down below the waist, forming pockets of flab under the sweatpants, about where the pockets would be on real pants.

Usually observed on American rednecks carrying large misspelled signs protesting against the government.
Dude, did you see the pocket flab on that teabagger?
by DrSamba December 17, 2013
mugGet the pocket flabmug.