Dr. Michael P Tyson III's definitions

absinthe

A green or blue or any shade inbetween drink that causes severe cancer of the foot and distal joints of the hands.

Definitely recommended.

Barry Sanders : WHOA! This asbestos is the shit!

Me : Excuse me Mr. Sanders, that happens to be fine Mexican made absinthe, not asbestos.

Barry Sanders : OH SNAP SON! SNAP!

Me : <gunshot> Shut up. Smell my cancer-laden feet. SMELL THEM!! AHHAAHHA

by Dr. Michael P Tyson III June 28, 2010