Definitions by Dr. Knob

Egg Nog 

A sticky, warm, gummy, usually pungent, (sometimes clumped) substance that excretes itself from the cob in the form of a wad but is manufactured and shipped from the factory dangling between a male's legs; also known as: the testes.

She suckled me until my eggs nogged.

The hand in which she cupped my scrotum was enough to boil my eggs and launch the egg nog all over.

Egg Nog by Dr. Knob January 1, 2009