Definitions by Dr. Kökkenschteiner Ph.D.

gargonschoffelesospectoramis 

An extremely rare disease. Symptoms include bleeding mucus and perspiring acid. Extremely rare cases show bleeding of the anal sphincter. May be contagious, I am still waiting for my sister to show symptoms.

"Dude, I think your girlfriend might have gargonschoffelesospectoramis. You should get tested."

gargonschoffelesospectoramis by Dr. Kökkenschteiner Ph.D. February 24, 2009