Definitions by Dr. James Endermanety

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down ones pants and using ones hands to skoot across the ground while being video taped.

Hobo: Yo! Did you see Gilbert yesterday!?!!??!?!?

Hammy: HELL YEAH!!! His ass musta been so dirty after Taylor Swifting for so long!
Hobo: Yeah! He probably gave himself Morgs!

Taylor Swifting by Dr. James Endermanety September 4, 2012