Definitions by Dr. Eskimo

Release the Kraken 

What a Greek man announces prior to performing a Dutch Oven on his sleeping partner, female or male.

Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.

Release the Kraken by Dr. Eskimo February 24, 2010