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Princess Abscess

A rare and majestic creature, native of middle earth. Sedentary in nature, but will make an effort for a good argument. Provoking it will cause a discharge of radioactive taco juice and will transform in a pseudo, Alan from "Hangover 2" looking monkey.
It's evolution is 'Princess Wound'

That bitch! She's such a Princess Abscess
Damn... bitch?

by Dr. Culler January 29, 2021