Definitions by Dr. Crunch

Cream Pie 

A multi step process that begins when a man ejaculates into another man's anus. Then, the man who receives the ejaculation, puts his legs in the air and farts the semen out of his anus. It must be noted that unlike the standard cum fart, the Cream Pie is intentional.

Todd really gave Craig a good ass pounding before shooting his hot load in his ass. Then, Craig delivered a steaming-hot cream pie.

Cream Pie by Dr. Crunch September 14, 2007

dutch crunch 

During the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, bespackelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.

Last night, Todd was giving Craig a rim job but Craig surprised him with a Dutch Crunch. "Nice."

dutch crunch by Dr. Crunch November 23, 2006