Definitions by Dr Quim medicine woman
Bum Hand
Simply when your hand smells of bum. Due mainly to having too little toilet paper and being too vigorous on the wipe.
Man1: "Pleased to meet you kind sir".
Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".
Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".
Bum Hand by Dr Quim medicine woman December 9, 2009