A DICK THAT'S JUST THE OBJECT OF SOME HORNY BASTARD,WHO WIL FUCK ANYTHING, AT ANY TIME IRREGARDLESS OF HOW IT SMELLS, WHAT IT WEARS, HOW HARD AND STANKY IT SWEATS, OR HOW OFFENSIVE IT IS
YOU DERANGED DICK!! YOU WENT N FUCKED THAT CHICKEN,,WTF?
OKAY,,OKAY SO I HAVE A DRENAGED DICK,, AND YEAH,, IT DONT HAVE A NOSE,, SO IT DONT CARE WHO THE PUSSY SMELLS,, MY DERANGED DICK JUST FUCKS IT,, BOING!!
HEY THAT DUDE'S GOT DERANGED DICK,, HE WAS IN THAT FAT GUNT, AND THEN THE SKINNY SKANK, AND THEN HIS OWN MOUTH,, WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED DICK!!!!!!!
OKAY,,OKAY SO I HAVE A DRENAGED DICK,, AND YEAH,, IT DONT HAVE A NOSE,, SO IT DONT CARE WHO THE PUSSY SMELLS,, MY DERANGED DICK JUST FUCKS IT,, BOING!!
HEY THAT DUDE'S GOT DERANGED DICK,, HE WAS IN THAT FAT GUNT, AND THEN THE SKINNY SKANK, AND THEN HIS OWN MOUTH,, WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED DICK!!!!!!!
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 02, 2009
TITS THAT BIG SO BIG THEY'RE LIKE HAVING 2 SCUD MISSLES LAY ON YOUR CHEST AND HAVE THE BREATHING CUT OFF. PITTED AREOLAS, AND NIPPLES THE SIZE OF HAND GRENADES. UNDER THE TITS IS SWEAT, AND OLD POWDER,, AND SMELLY PERFUME TO HISE THE MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE PENIS AND ITS FUNCTIONS.
MY EX HAD TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD 2 FUCKIN HERINIA,, LETTING HER PUT THEM THINGS ON MY BALLS...OUCH!!
HEY BUDDDY,, GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY,, HERE COMES THAT CHICK, SHE'S GOT TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, DONT WALK BEHIND HER DUDE,,YOU'LL SINK IN THE DEEP LINES, AND NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN!!
MA WOMAN SLAPPED ME CROSS THE FACE WITH THEM TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD TO HAVE MY JAW WIRED.
HEY BUDDDY,, GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY,, HERE COMES THAT CHICK, SHE'S GOT TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, DONT WALK BEHIND HER DUDE,,YOU'LL SINK IN THE DEEP LINES, AND NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN!!
MA WOMAN SLAPPED ME CROSS THE FACE WITH THEM TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD TO HAVE MY JAW WIRED.
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 02, 2009
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 19, 2009
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 19, 2009
SOME SICK BITCH WHO THINKS SHE CAN WEAR SPANDEX,, AND SHORT SHIRT,, AND THEN HAS THE BSALLS TO LOOK YOU IN THE STRANGELY IF YOU DARE TO LOOK AT HER WITH DISGUST
WAND{EYES WIDE} ARE YOU STILL GOING TO BORROW MY PINK WAIST LENGTH SHIRT?
NOT TOO MUCH GUNT FLAUNTING, HUH??
MAMIE= {EYEBROWS FLUTTERING} WHY NOT? I'M LIKE LIKE TOTALLY COOL LOOKING IN THE SPANDEX AND SHIT T LOOK, AWSOME SHOWING OFF MY BOD,, SO WHAT IF HAVE A LITTLE MORE THAN OTHERS {EYES SMILING, AND CROSSING LEGS}
NOT TOO MUCH GUNT FLAUNTING, HUH??
MAMIE= {EYEBROWS FLUTTERING} WHY NOT? I'M LIKE LIKE TOTALLY COOL LOOKING IN THE SPANDEX AND SHIT T LOOK, AWSOME SHOWING OFF MY BOD,, SO WHAT IF HAVE A LITTLE MORE THAN OTHERS {EYES SMILING, AND CROSSING LEGS}
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 07, 2009
1. HARDENED GUNT CHEESE THAT COVERS THEN GUNT AND NEEDS TO BE BROKEN OFF WITH A CHIPPING GUN/JACKHAMMER
2. A SELF DEFENSE SLIME THAT THE GUNT OOZES OUT AND COVERS ITSELF
2. A SELF DEFENSE SLIME THAT THE GUNT OOZES OUT AND COVERS ITSELF
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 02, 2009
VERY SIMPLE MEANING,,,, A PUSSY WITH NO JUICE LEFT,,, ALL FUCKED OUT,,, USED TO THE MAX,, DONE,,THE END
THAT NASTY BITCH,, I HAD TO BUY FUCKING LARD TO WET THAT OLD CUNT ENOUGH TO FUCKING EVEN GET IN THERE HALF WAY,, SHE HAD DRYWALL CUNT MAN,
HEY JOE,, DRYWALL PUSSY ISNT THE BEST THING MAN,, YOU NEED EXTRA SPAKLE TO FUCKING TRY TO SLIDE IN!!
WTF,, I FEEL LIKE I'M AT WIORK,, FUCKING THIS DRYWALL PUSSY, WITH NO JUICE IN IT,, I MIGHT AS WELL PUT IN FOR OVER TIME AT THE JOB SITE,,DAMN
HEY JOE,, DRYWALL PUSSY ISNT THE BEST THING MAN,, YOU NEED EXTRA SPAKLE TO FUCKING TRY TO SLIDE IN!!
WTF,, I FEEL LIKE I'M AT WIORK,, FUCKING THIS DRYWALL PUSSY, WITH NO JUICE IN IT,, I MIGHT AS WELL PUT IN FOR OVER TIME AT THE JOB SITE,,DAMN
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 02, 2009