Dpcx Alpha Male's definitions

DRYWALL CUNT

VERY SIMPLE MEANING,,,, A PUSSY WITH NO JUICE LEFT,,, ALL FUCKED OUT,,, USED TO THE MAX,, DONE,,THE END

THAT NASTY BITCH,, I HAD TO BUY FUCKING LARD TO WET THAT OLD CUNT ENOUGH TO FUCKING EVEN GET IN THERE HALF WAY,, SHE HAD DRYWALL CUNT MAN,

HEY JOE,, DRYWALL PUSSY ISNT THE BEST THING MAN,, YOU NEED EXTRA SPAKLE TO FUCKING TRY TO SLIDE IN!!

WTF,, I FEEL LIKE I'M AT WIORK,, FUCKING THIS DRYWALL PUSSY, WITH NO JUICE IN IT,, I MIGHT AS WELL PUT IN FOR OVER TIME AT THE JOB SITE,,DAMN

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

pigskin pussy

1. when a broad has one of theose slimmey clammy cunts,that looks dead and devours cocks like a venus flytrap

2. when a shaved pussy resembles a bowl of pork rinds

3. her pussy reminded me of 3 pounds of head cheese left out in the sun for a few hours

man i had my cock in a chick with pigskin pussy, the labia had like thorns and ratty hairs and shit,, was like fucking a sty!!

hey man,, i just fucked a chick with pigskin pussy she told me the jets would win if i did man did i get fucked big time, reminded me of a bowl of pork rinds !!

jesus ,, did you get a wiff of that pussy, reminded me of old head cheese

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009

GUNT RASH

a condition, that arises from a fat douche bag, that has a gunt doesnt wash and the skin becomes rew, smelly,gooy, and stinks like true fromunda cheese, like sewage, or a shit pit

WTF???? man i tried to buy some things at the store, the chick that waited me had that thing called "gunt rash' smell,, she was fat, dirty and gross to the fucking max

friend: well, yeah, did you ask her to do the honorable thing and just fucking do society a favor and think of hanging herself?

no but she was flaunting that smell, and then bent down,, do you fucking believe her gunt was visible from the back?? this wad of flesh just stood out, like hanging curtains!!

friend: then just get her shower hooks and sop and go fuck yourself and her you fucking needy man!

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009

DIRTY GUNTCHEZ

WHEN A SICK FUCKING DUDE IS FUCKING A FAT FUCK AND TAKES HIS HANDS AND RUNS IT ACCROSS HER GUNT RASH, AND THEN PUTS SOME GUNT CHEESE ON HER UPPER LIP

dude, i was fucking this pig in the ass ,, i pulled it out ,, flipped her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009

TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION

TITS THAT BIG SO BIG THEY'RE LIKE HAVING 2 SCUD MISSLES LAY ON YOUR CHEST AND HAVE THE BREATHING CUT OFF. PITTED AREOLAS, AND NIPPLES THE SIZE OF HAND GRENADES. UNDER THE TITS IS SWEAT, AND OLD POWDER,, AND SMELLY PERFUME TO HISE THE MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE PENIS AND ITS FUNCTIONS.

MY EX HAD TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD 2 FUCKIN HERINIA,, LETTING HER PUT THEM THINGS ON MY BALLS...OUCH!!

HEY BUDDDY,, GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY,, HERE COMES THAT CHICK, SHE'S GOT TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, DONT WALK BEHIND HER DUDE,,YOU'LL SINK IN THE DEEP LINES, AND NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN!!

MA WOMAN SLAPPED ME CROSS THE FACE WITH THEM TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD TO HAVE MY JAW WIRED.

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

GUNTCUSSION

1. A GUNT INDUCED CONCUSSION

2. WHEN HIT ON THE HEAD BY A FREE WHEELING GUNT CAUSING A CONCUSSION

WHEN THAT FAT CHICK UNSNAPPED HER PANTS HER GUNT FLEW OUT, HIT ME AND GAVE ME A GUNTCUSSION

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 19, 2009

GUNTCUSSION

1. A GUNT INDUCED CONCUSSION

2. WHEN HIT ON THE HEAD BY A FREE WHEELING GUNT CAUSING A CONCUSSION

WHEN THAT FAT CHICK UNSNAPPED HER PANTS HER GUNT FLEW OUT, HIT ME AND GAVE ME A GUNTCUSSION

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 19, 2009