Definitions by DoubleEl

Retardogaiophobia 

The irrational fear that the Earth will suddenly stop spinning, propelling the victim (and everyone else) at a speed of 1,600 Km/h.

"Why does that guy keep sprinting east and west?"

"Dude, he's got Retardogaiophobia!"

Retardogaiophobia by DoubleEl October 31, 2015