Definitions by Double You EyE Ell Ell

Ass Tampon 

A douche bag that can't get over himself. Usually very unobservant and can't stop hanging out with someone well below their age. Very easy to lie to, and very self centered.

Person #1: Fuck that guy is an Ass Tampon!

Person #2: I know, I just want to knock his lights out!

Ass Tampon by Double You EyE Ell Ell March 8, 2010