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Mexican Cereal

A snack (or meal) blossoming from an otherwise dire situation. Once a bag of Tostitos reaches the point where the chips are no longer dip-able, pour the remains into a bowl and add salsa. Other additions include shredded cheese, sour cream, etc. (don't get carried away here, simple is better, this isn't nachos dammit). Grab a big spoon and enjoy!
"Ahh I love my Tostitos Scoops with a Hint of Jalepeno... but what the shit am I supposed to do with these reject pieces that are not scoopable at all?"
::"Do you work for Tostitos?"
"You know we don't have jobs."
::"Shut up David. However, the answer you seek lies south of the border, with Mexican Cereal.
"Arrrrriba!"
by Donald Quixote September 19, 2009
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