1 definition by Don Rumsfeld

A Swiffer is a Swiftie (Taylor Swift superfan) who will perform sexual favors in exchange for going to a Taylor Swift concert.
Taylor Swift is coming to town. Let’s go to the Hy-Vee and find a Swiffer to take to the show.
by Don Rumsfeld March 19, 2022
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