Definitions by Don Rumsfeld

Swiffer 

A Swiffer is a Swiftie (Taylor Swift superfan) who will perform sexual favors in exchange for going to a Taylor Swift concert.

Taylor Swift is coming to town. Let’s go to the Hy-Vee and find a Swiffer to take to the show.

Swiffer by Don Rumsfeld March 18, 2022