skunk kiss

When a person, either through force or guile, gives another person a tea-bagging with their anus.

Girl #1: Hey, what's the matter?
Girl #2: My boyfriend woke me up this morning with a kiss.
Girl #1: That sounds sweet!
Girl #2: It was a skunk kiss, right on the mouth.
Girl #1: That nasty mother-fucker!
Girl #2: (Heads off to buy some more Listerine.)

by Don K. Punch January 18, 2008