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Lilian

A DUMB ASS BITCH. Straight up she will act like she’s the best person ever, tricking you. She’s that one friend that you would be friends with for a couple of months until you realize she’s a STUPID person. I can say for myself I have made the mistake of becoming a friend of this “species”. She will fold you up like a wet paper bag and shoot you across the cafeteria. She’ll chew you up and spit you out, only to stick you under a picnic table like gum. She isn’t supportive AT ALL, and often tries to copy everything you do. She blames you for pretty much everything and end up having a fight with you every single month, that turns into days. She is SUPER skinny and has the ugliest triangular face. She doesn’t understand what depression is, and acts like she has all of these things wrong with her. She makes me want to throw up since she is in a relationship scam right now. She’s literally dating a GAY MAN. I don’t even feel bad for her, she hurt me, so I want her to BURN IN HELL.

Me: Is that Lilian with that guy?...
My friend group: Yup. Funny that he’s gay.
Me: Do you want to go spill your milk in her?
Friend group: *all laughs* YES!
Me: *bumps into her, milk goes flying*

Me: *says sarcastically* oops... sorry...
Lilian: *rolls her eyes and goes back to talking shit about my friend group and I*
Me: I’m about to beat this bitch up...

by Don’tEvenAsk101 September 8, 2019