Don't use Chris's real name's definitions

Skimming

The deplorably deviant act of inserting skimmed milk in one's anal tract by use of a funnel or turkey baster and squirting it back out over his or her lover's face, body or prized garden gnome collection.

"Yo, I heard you were into Skimming so I bought along some milk. That OK, bro?"

-"I....is that.....full fat?"

"No, it's semi."

-"Ugh, what sort of freak do you take me for? Skimmed milk only. You disgust me."

by Don't use Chris's real name December 10, 2013