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Hands that are attached to your ass that help you 'back there'. They don't wipe but they do love their peel and eat shrimp!
My ass hands are at the buffet eating peel and eat shrimp.
Damn this shopping is heavy, wish I had a pair of ass hands.
Damn this shopping is heavy, wish I had a pair of ass hands.
by Doktor Odd August 13, 2007
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