Definitions by Dohm M

what are you brand new? 

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

what are you brand new? by Dohm M November 12, 2017