Definitions by Doctor Swiing

pedro 

A very thin moustache, much like that grown by teens. Given its name because if used with tan skin and dark hair, one can appear Mexican.

Man, you have GOT to shave that pedro.

pedro by Doctor Swiing August 30, 2007

whispanic 

A person with at least one parent from a hispanic country, but who looks completely white. This can include a half hispanic with light hair, pale skin, light eyes, or any combination of those.

His mother was from Ecuador, but he was a total Whispanic.

whispanic by Doctor Swiing August 30, 2007