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An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.
Pat Wonderful treated the entire car to his assitosis on the long road trip to Cincinatti.
by Doctor Salami June 18, 2005
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