Doctor Livingstone's definitions

J Peterman

From Seinfeld fame, Elaine's boss at the catalog company.

Everything that J Peterman said came out sounding like text from a "J Crew" catalog.

(amazing but in fact this company actually exists too....)

"People want things that are hard to find. Things that have romance, but a factual romance, about them."

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

laugh your ass off

laugh so hard a something you pretty near fall off your chair.

side splitting

When he crapped in his pants on stage I nearly laughed my ass off.

by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005