2 definitions by Doctor Jonsun

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A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.
What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.
by Doctor JonSun July 26, 2011
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Queefarer n.

A fellow who enjoys riding in on a vaginal fart. A portmanteau word from queef n. and (sea)farer n.
That Derek loves those pussy farts. He's a dedicated queefarer you know.
by Doctor Jonsun August 05, 2011
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