Doctor Jonsun's definitions

King Kong's Finger

A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.

What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.

by Doctor JonSun July 26, 2011

Queefarer

Queefarer n.

A fellow who enjoys riding in on a vaginal fart. A portmanteau word from queef n. and (sea)farer n.

That Derek loves those pussy farts. He's a dedicated queefarer you know.

by Doctor Jonsun August 6, 2011