Incoherent foreign speak heard in Kebab houses mostly spoken by greasy men named Stavros
Kebabble:- Cheeeeelie Sose mi freend?
English:- Would you like some chili sauce on your kebab my good fellow
Kebabble:- Ophen owr Whrapped mi freend?
English:- Would you like me to wrap this kebab for you to take home?