Dirk Hardly's definitions

SJE

A Soul Jerking Experience. That uncanny feeling you get when your girlfriend walks in on you banging her sister, you're high on mescaline, you find out that you won the lottery, your house catches fire, and you get picked for the first manned mission to Mars, all in the space of thirty seconds.

Sarah Jones Sarah Jones Experience

When Raul tried the SJE, they found his butthole in Costa Rica, stuck in a tree, a week later.

by Dirk Hardly August 17, 2014