Definitions by Dick Mahoon
Ass runner
Construction term for a boss that runs his apprentices so hard that they can hardly walk by the end of the day.
Mother: How was your day on site today?
Son: Terrible, my boss is such an ass runner that I could barely stand up at the end of the day. Do this, do that, get off your ass and keep moving!
Son: Terrible, my boss is such an ass runner that I could barely stand up at the end of the day. Do this, do that, get off your ass and keep moving!
Ass runner by Dick Mahoon November 7, 2025