1 definition by Dick Cheney 2012

A large penis that creeps into your room at night and proceeds to inject its holy cream into you, parts include: Mouth, Ear, Anus, Eyes, Nose, Open Wounds, Genital Area. Mainly Targets Women; An unidentified rapeist. Colors vary. Most are seen as black.
When I was a kid, The Meat Snake came into my room and raped me, I still cant get rid of the white stains.
by Dick Cheney 2012 January 17, 2012
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