The tequila back door (tbd) requires three steps.
1) SALT- one should lick the ring of another's anus, then salt should be applied generously.
2) TEQUILA- is poured down the anus.
3) LEMON- Squirt it in your ass.
For females, the lemon, or all ingredients can be taken front door. TFD.
hey big dog, wanna do a tequila back door??