Definitions by Diane O. Saure

Shit the bed 

When you do something that, in the moment, you think is great, but you later realize that it was a horrible idea.

You - Remember that bitch we were talking about a couple weeks ago?
Friend - Yeah, why?
You - Well, I got drunk and thought it was a good idea to ask her out...
Friend - You're screwed.
You - Yep... I just shit the bed...

Shit the bed by Diane O. Saure October 23, 2013