1 definition by Diamond Dog
A primarily teenage/young adult subculture, basically the same as any other. Its participants can be identified by their vaguely androgynous fashion and their obsession with Myspace. As in any subculture, all scene kids look the same. Unfortunately, scene kids are particularly strident in their insistence that they’re all totally individuals and not conformist poseurs like the rest of the world, which is why everyone hates them.
Scene Kid: I’m an INDIVIDUAL, unlike the rest of you SOULLESS CONFORMIST POSEURS.
Prep: You and your friends all dress the same, just like my friends and I do.
Geek: You and your friends all listen to the same music, just like my friends and I do.
Gangsta: You and your friends all read the same magazines, just like my friends and I do.
Jock: Face it, moron, you’re a conformist too.
Scene Kid: NO I’M NOT I DO WHAT I WANT TO DO I’M NOT BOUND BY RULES AND EXPECTATIONS I AM TOTALLY AN INDIVIDUAL SHUT UP YOU WHORES.
Prep: You and your friends all dress the same, just like my friends and I do.
Geek: You and your friends all listen to the same music, just like my friends and I do.
Gangsta: You and your friends all read the same magazines, just like my friends and I do.
Jock: Face it, moron, you’re a conformist too.
Scene Kid: NO I’M NOT I DO WHAT I WANT TO DO I’M NOT BOUND BY RULES AND EXPECTATIONS I AM TOTALLY AN INDIVIDUAL SHUT UP YOU WHORES.
by Diamond Dog April 16, 2007