Derp a herp's definitions

Snowconed

1) The act of getting so high on any substance that you believe you are a snowcone.

2) An exaggeration used to describe a high person's state of mind.

Jake: Hey Mai, you feeling it yet?

Mai: Duuuude...my hands....my hands are aliens...

Jake: Oh man, you're snowconed

by Derp a herp October 30, 2011

Dirty Dishpan

When your having sex and you shit on the girls vagina, eat it out, including the shit, then continue fucking her.

I totally dirty dishpaned my girlfriend lastnight!

by Derp a Herp November 2, 2012