1 definition by Derelict Derek

When you’ve come down with a case of the “not give a fucks” at work, and waste your time mindlessly scrolling through LinkeIn, spreedsheets, or other work documents to make youself look busy until its time to leave.

Most workers show symtoms on Monday mornings, and Friday afternoons.
After lunch Jake came back and scrolled through LinkedIn posts for three straight hours! He must have contracted Scroliosis.
by Derelict Derek August 19, 2018
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