Definitions by Deezo Feezo

Red Banana 

A used tampon with bloody remnants of menstrual fluid remaining on it.

1. Against my better judgment, I glanced down in the porta-pot and noticed a floating red banana among the piles of dung.

2. Matthew McConaughey's career has become a red banana ever since his role as David Wooderson in Dazed and Confused.

Red Banana by Deezo Feezo July 1, 2008