Definitions by Dawnkee Bawlz

Colombian Milkshake 

The act of a middle-aged Colombian female vigorously shaking her floppy, lumpy ass in a person's face, then excreting unnecessarily large amounts of diarrhea into the mouth of her companion through a funnel.

My naughty social studies teacher punished me by giving me a Colombian Milkshake after class.

Colombian Milkshake by Dawnkee Bawlz February 19, 2011